Sheetal Malik : My Corner
Sheetal Malik blog: A new perspective to examine things, understand matters and writings on some of the most contemporary concerns giving new dimensions and refreshing ideas.
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Wednesday 2 May 2012
Saturday 15 October 2011
Lackadaisical: Getting out of it
You might have problem pronouncing this at first but it is something we are getting used to in our day to day life. When I first came across this particular terminology and ensured its meaning I was amazed all of a sudden. In accord with WordWeb thesaurus Lackadaisical means “lacking spirit or liveliness”. Finding this compels me on thinking what actually does spirit or liveliness means and how are we lacking the same in our lives?
Wednesday 5 October 2011
Black Hat SEO: The Trump Card
It’s enough waiting sating bringing sites up to Google index against competitors like monk. Enough of Poker Face now. After all, Google is an algorithm, no matter a smarter one than others, a bit similar to human understanding. But; NOT a Human, remember? Whatever; we SEOs always take Google as one almighty savoring our Jobs. However; blindly following the unknown, Yes; unknown when comes to its algorithm is of no mature task . As absolutely no one knows how Google crawler works? But; everybody has pretty much good story to teach, huh. Honestly; I couldn't buy this convention and decided to take a stand against Google bots.
Monday 26 September 2011
Google turned 13th: Happy Birthday Google
This morning Google just doodle on itself and why not, after all the world’s biggest searching now more social giant just touches her 13th birth anniversary. Lots of Wishes from Sheetal Malik: My corner to Google and all its employees. Here under are my wishes:
May Zukerberg’s F8 summit keynotes proves wrong or atleast flawed to let Google alley-wayed through them.
May your AdWords campaign goes well, no matter how complex their SEM is
May your Open API’s atleast have good set of documentations less leveraging forums so that more developers can engage themselves onto it.
May your Android overtakes every possible mobile platform and that too without bringing bangs to memory with each passing hour as expected by many in future.
That’s all from my side and don't mind that's just a joke. Still, may God bless you. Hope you grow more like impassioned beast giving tuff competition to all your rivals so say. Have a good day
May your AdWords campaign goes well, no matter how complex their SEM is
May your Open API’s atleast have good set of documentations less leveraging forums so that more developers can engage themselves onto it.
May your Android overtakes every possible mobile platform and that too without bringing bangs to memory with each passing hour as expected by many in future.
That’s all from my side and don't mind that's just a joke. Still, may God bless you. Hope you grow more like impassioned beast giving tuff competition to all your rivals so say. Have a good day
Strings stings me: Passion Recharged again
Yesterday night though exhausted making clear way to home to better prepare myself for next day but of course what seems to be an end is generally a mark to new beginning and so happened to me again and this time no shit to be confident. While commuting to home more often than not reevaluating my toady's’ withal next day plans, I got a click. My switches go LIVE again. I found my hands groping my pockets ascertaining some mobile device should be present there. success, so said in context of public transport, bad. Hastily I call my buddy of all times “Harminder”. “Hey, lets rock today! What about Guitar!!”.
Friday 16 September 2011
Google Plus API Launched: Developers Rejoice!!
Finally, the much awaited Google Plus API is unleashed today itself striding developers a step ahead to open source. Admittedly, Google proved its social tag “Real Life Sharing, Rethought for the web”, shown sword of Damocles to many of the rumors associated with limited access and worthy usage rights cited in most of the renowned technology columns. Many among us today received an invitation like this:
Sunday 11 September 2011
Google Plus Vs. Facebook: Can't it be better?
Although Google Plus being a new social player has much in its foundry to offer yet its nowhere close to Facebook to offbeats our hearts. Somewhere initialy G+ raises our expectations to enjoy more real social experience. Its concept of circles withal spark seems so manageable that looks like advent of web 3.0 but in reality its all vague, not even at inches to out flank Facebook. Moreover, its circles bait us waffling around giving them more attention than to the cause for which those actually developed.
Sunday 4 September 2011
Microsoft Office 365 Migrations: Be on cloud 9
Though cloud be a lucrative technology from its very inception but migrating existing IT over server farms is not an overnight job for any enterprise, to be practical in question. Moreover, cloud big-wigs like Microsoft Office 365 withal Google Apps technologies offers you per seat services in much lower rates as nothing to compared with your legacy infrastructure on employee per se making you even more cloud starved. Besides, enterprise upgrade to next level of competence ought to leverage on cloud services bragging your long suppressed right to flexibility as well.
Saturday 27 August 2011
Yes, Dogs can too be Yummy: Black Dog Bestow
Hungry? Don’t let yourself starved enough. I came up with all new barker casserole less sauce boat. Puzzled? What I gonna discuss may become your all time favorite cuisine. Settle your starvation or serve your guests being quick with this Dog ramekin. Out of funds? well in case of snacks at evening you can go for puppy too. However, this dog dish let you adieu your guests with scallywags of it if baked in excess. Straight to the cause, how to prepare “black dog bestow” ramekin.
Saturday 20 August 2011
Google Plus integration: Twitter+Google Plus+Facebook
Much awaited, but it seems that these two social giants (Google+ and Facebook) are never going to behave nicely aside settle over some mutual account is no no. Nevertheless, your Twitter bird which can follow any Tom, dick and Harry but restrains to barter Google is no less than mess. Admittedly we are not born to stumble upon multiple browsing tabs just for feeding our society. Moreover, growing society circles doesn’t mean to bang up on Internet all the same if Dial-ups. Isn’t it better to have one window where we can both spit and shit as well? I am no talking of murky Google, nonetheless Facebook API to screw first. Sabre moves are there to avail out of rough and tumble. What am I talking about? Okay, have a look at bloated out area:
Saturday 13 August 2011
Beautiful Like a Dream of Youth: A Perspective
Morning rush hours, we all know are in beat with overcrowded buses and flying swears in the same. Lately I caught bus, boarded it with bully endeavours and arranged myself in middle, penetrating crowd anyhow. Attempting to slide off my wallet out of my bumps obviously to tender ticket I saw something flickered gaping out, alley-way from bodies in mob. I turned irritated but mesmerized getting glimpse out of all shadows of a lady somewhere in between her thirties with all her charms managed somehow to lounge herself at corner ladies seat and her hoop rim caused to concentrate all solar power on my face.
Saturday 6 August 2011
When Nuts Doze Crazy, Stool goes Hot!
Saturday night I packed late from Office completely exhausted. On my way I boarded low floor, standing lingered over back pole. When passing through NSIT walls I felt drowsy, started dozing insanely like sluts. Mouth wide open, expelled enough to care posing hand over it. Because I was already consumed, I didn’t care who else is noticing or whatever nevertheless saying sorry.
Monday 1 August 2011
End of The World: The Apocalypse
Will Eschaton really be a future life tweak? Will December 21, 2012 surfaces itself as a curse for entire living community? Much has been prophesied of Mayan calendar 2012 to Nostradamus. Does End of The World literally claim its Pharisaical meaning. No, actually End of The World is sure but story is somehow other way around.
Saturday 23 July 2011
Cloud Computing for Dummies: A Spoon Feed
Most of the work we do in general requires us to have different software installed on our systems. It’s difficult to carry this software whenever we go – for example, from home to work. Perhaps, it is one of the largest drawbacks. The solution to this problem is an online service called Spoon.net. This service enables users to access Windows software to be run from a web browser itself. It’s useful for those who don’t carry portable storage drives and don’t want the hassles of having plug-in the flash drives everytime.
Sunday 17 July 2011
Creative Commons license: Google it
Creative Common License Contents through Google: Sheetal's way
Be creative though being common!
Have guts and be the only one!!
Just Google it!
Though I am a geek but I am not going to discuss some rocket science today as my interest lies in solutions to most contemporary concerns of your everyday life. Ever since the Google released, the community most bestowed by its kinder is of IT bachelors. Queries like “How do I submit my report the next day nevertheless not have MS word installed?” answers are same “just Google it”. “How to figure out project in just a week” someone pings “Goooooogle it”. How to shit?...... Google it.
Sunday 10 July 2011
Power of Human Brain: The Thought Process
How to Make Our Wishes Come True?
Hello all
Hurrying from office towards home after performing all backup operations I just set my hands again to write this mind boggling blog for you. So, what I am going to discuss today is really revolutionary and provoking and possesses power to radically change the way you live and see this world. I am going to discuss the most mystical secret.
Friday 8 July 2011
Different people and their cell ringtone: a typical observation
Welcome Friends……..
It happens us to all that sometime we are day dreaming while commuting by bus or Metro/tube and suddenly some jingles and chimes of familiar song interrupt us compelling us to swear on someone….”how a man has such a crazy loud mobile phone ringtone ?”
Not only this, the person talks on phone at even more louder voice than ringtone itself and that too in some non-familiar accent. And as Indians it is our moral duty to listen and interpret carefully each and every word of that person and start evaluating his/her life with our own perspectives throwing in hell what are we thinking previously…….huh!!
It happens us to all that sometime we are day dreaming while commuting by bus or Metro/tube and suddenly some jingles and chimes of familiar song interrupt us compelling us to swear on someone….”how a man has such a crazy loud mobile phone ringtone ?”
Not only this, the person talks on phone at even more louder voice than ringtone itself and that too in some non-familiar accent. And as Indians it is our moral duty to listen and interpret carefully each and every word of that person and start evaluating his/her life with our own perspectives throwing in hell what are we thinking previously…….huh!!
Thursday 7 July 2011
Sheetal malik : I am only a public entertainer who understands his time.
Hello Friends.......
You probably wonder WHY on this earth someone has enough time to write a blog on himself and that too if he is an average guy. But my dear there is a lot in it and it will be clear to you after reading this post. So, what inspires to me write about myself ? Answer is simple..........because it is the only available topic for anyone to set his hands in writing and too without mind....STOP, if you going to close this page. I am joking dear and I really...emmm...not really mean it..ha ha. Well anyways you already read above four lines and it will not waste your time to read some more because you already prove that you are free, worthless and have enough of your waste time to go through this....or you really mean that this post is worthy. OKAY now come to business........
You probably wonder WHY on this earth someone has enough time to write a blog on himself and that too if he is an average guy. But my dear there is a lot in it and it will be clear to you after reading this post. So, what inspires to me write about myself ? Answer is simple..........because it is the only available topic for anyone to set his hands in writing and too without mind....STOP, if you going to close this page. I am joking dear and I really...emmm...not really mean it..ha ha. Well anyways you already read above four lines and it will not waste your time to read some more because you already prove that you are free, worthless and have enough of your waste time to go through this....or you really mean that this post is worthy. OKAY now come to business........
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